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My friend Joseph recently took part in an undercover experiment. His results were educational, so I thought I would share them.
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Apparently the entire Road Runner network was down for about an hour from 2:30 - 3:30pm. Webcam and blacknova were unaffected aside from the unavailability.
| Status | Start Date (EST) | Notes |
| Red | 12/9/2003 2:28 PM | Road Runner is currently experiencing issues with Internet connectivity. Subscribers in the affected area(s) may have no connection to the Internet or latency/slow connectivity. Our engineers are working quickly to resolve this issue. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. |
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Another year and another birthday. This year, as always, I turned 19 today. My dad stopped by and gave me a really cool pen along with some personalized towels. Melissa's parents got me a tuke and shirt and Melissa got me a towel, spongebob shirt, laundry hamper, and some socks. Later on, Steve stopped by with 50 DVD-R's (a practical gift for nerds). I also got an Xmas CD and baloon animal kit from my mom, along with a swing CD from Melissa. The celebration of aging is complete.
User Comments for 12-08-2003:
 | Happy birthday playa! (Your DHTML comments too is cool, too.) DDub |
| I meant "tool is cool"... but you should be used to hearing that from me. DDub |
| Happy Bday! ZAc |
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Last year I assembled a giant inflatable snowman to try and become the most obnoxious person on my block. Since this had no noticeable effect on my neighbors, I decided to expand my arsenel of decorations to a row of lighted candy canes. Melissa donated roof lights and an elf ladder to bring us up a level. I'm quite satisfied with the results, and my neighbors continue to wave and smile, so next year I'll have to get a family of inflatables and block the sidewalk with them. We also put up our big and small christmas trees. Once again, the remaining gnome approved.
User Comments for 12-07-2003:
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An exciting new development in the investigation into Myrone the Gnome's disapperance! Using the JWEC4000 computer, I was able to interpolate between the 12:05pm and 12:10pm images from the day of the kidnapping. What I found was astonishing! What has been estimated as 12:07pm, we can clearly see NukieTM from the movie "Nukie!©TM" stealing Myrone during his regular escapes from stock footage NASA engineers. I can only assume the failure of his movie, and subsequent lack of action figures made him jealous of the Gnome mega star, and the kidnapping was simply a crime of passion. I have enlisted the help of Tiko and Toki along with the talking monkey to track down NukieTM before his river of snot suffocates Myrone.
User Comments for 12-05-2003:
 | LOL, your going insane! Stavos |
 | You're, not your. Do i hear an amen? tim |
| Thats they way we say it in Redford, y'all! Stavos |
| Ya'all in Redford is ignorant hahaha. tim |
| Rumor has it they're making a Nukie II "the revenge of the snot!" Director of Nukie |
While looking at my webbot report, I noticed the "Netcraft Web Server Survey" webbot. Curious, I searched on google and found them. Unlike most bots that search content, this bot searches for what serves the content. This allows them to create a sampling graph representative of market share for various server platforms. They apparently catalog this information since they have my software history for this server on file. A neat tool to discover what a particular site is (and has) been running on.
User Comments for 12-04-2003:
| Why do you have two?
American Registry for Internet Numbers
&
Road Runner
Stavos |
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The fraternity of my two web gnomes was shattered today at 12:10pm. Myrone the Gnome is now missing in action. Butt the Gnome has been bolted to the handrail ever since he was kidnapped and then returned, having been violated. Myrone, however, had no such protection. His vulnerability was exploited, and his whereabouts are unknown. Having been a kidnapping victim himself, Butt is leading the investigation into his disappearance. If you have any information leading to the apprehension of this perpetrator, please forward it to buttthegnome@nuclearfusion.org. Below is the evidence accumulated thus far.
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User Comments for 12-03-2003:
| WTF! WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?! tim |
| Refer to 10/30/2003 in the News Archives. I predicted the Gnome-napping! However I would never do such a sick thing... Stavos |
| Using my trained eyes, I noticed that the other gnome has not moved an inch. Now that reduces the suspects to only people that know that the Gnome that was taken was the only one not bolted down!, and if they didn't know that the other one was bolted down, there's a good chance they would of tried to take that gnome too! The result would of been a slight move in the left Gnome! Confused!? good so am I!... I say you report it to the Redford police. Stavos |
| I suggest 3 min captures for added security... Stavos |
| I have started an Online Investigation Team "OIT" to Investigate possible suspect's.
The team consists of two members: Myrone, Tim.
possible suspects in mind:
Steven the stealer AKA Stavos: Since he posted this "The bright side is we get paid rent, which will help out a lot in the necessities: Cable internet, network hardware, tools, gnomes, etc." on his web page I have been speculating he would be attempting a gnome napping.
DUANE LINGENFELTER: Speedy autoxing skills up and down that driveway and he never gets caught on tape.
Keith Weinbaulm: Sneaky suspecious who else knows more about brads camera timeing.
If you have any information pretaining to the missing gnome please email enorym@aaahawk.com Myrone |
| Your investigation is entertaining but flawed. If you remember correctly I was talking to you at 11-1pm EST. And i meant I would buy a GNOME with the extra money, that's why it's in that sentence. The only suspects would be Sean or Corey. Stavos |
| In fact Corey just recently lost his car and I bet he Gnomenapped the Gnome and is trying to sell it on the black market to get his car back! Cased solved Stavos |
| Return Myrone the Gnome NOW or face the WRATH of Brad's girlfriend!! Brad's Girlfriend |
| ^ She's not joking either : / Stavos |
| [Q] I suggest 3 min captures for added security... - Stavos [/Q]
i think you should make it into a live web cam, that would be ideal Zac |
I've completed installing a new photo album engine, and finally got my photos added and organized. I considered creating my own album program, but this one does everything I need (and more) and is written in ASP.net, which I've been wanting to play around with for awhile now. The application is called nGallery and the author released it as open source, which means I can (and have) tweaked the code. If you spend any time looking at this you'll notice it's sssllloooowwww. My first goal is to optimize the thumbnail creation/caching procedure, then add MySQL support (currently only works with XML and MS SQL). The nice thing about open source is that there are most likely already a dozen or so people working on these changes.
User Comments for 12-02-2003:
| Be the coolest Photo Album ever, if it was faster. No reason why it should be going that slow. Stavos |
| Perhaps for these comments, when you click the Submit button, when it says "your comment has successfully been entered" you should put a 3 sec delay redirect in there, less clicks the better! Stavos |
| Perhaps you should use Gallery, which nGallery apparently ripped much functionatlity from. penishead |
| huh? Stavos |
 | That would be the legend that is bdowney. Everybody has Gallery and I wanted to be different. I wasn't patient enough to be unique, just different. AtomicInternet |
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Melissa decorated the wine rack with some grape lights we got from Costco. At first, we weren't sure where to put them, but this combination is pure genius. The addition of the lights make my previously mundane wine rack, an extreme wine rack.
User Comments for 11-30-2003:
| tHaTs Xtreme!!!!! Stavos |
| Did you build that yourself? tim |
| It's slow in AtomicWorld.... Stavos |
Brad: "Why do they keep playing that 'Minds Eye' video?"
Duane: "They play that, then the funniest home video bloopers"
Brad: "Is that all they play?"
Duane: "Yeah, they loop it."
Brad: "Why do they do that?"
Duane: "I don't know, it's what the people want."
Click Here for older NewsDuane: "They play that, then the funniest home video bloopers"
Brad: "Is that all they play?"
Duane: "Yeah, they loop it."
Brad: "Why do they do that?"
Duane: "I don't know, it's what the people want."
User Comments for 11-26-2003:
| what do we want The people |
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