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I had forgotten our scheduled work trip to Comerica Park for the Tigers vs. Marlins game today, so it was a nice surprise to discover myself eating free food in the company suite. Unlike most events where I show my ticket and am turned away, the suite ticket brightened the face of every usher and opened every door. I considered demanding a dance from each of them, but decided not to push it, instead enjoying my temporary royalty status. After stuffing my face with food, drinking excessive amounts of Pepsi, and devouring a pound of chocolate cake, my sugar high slowly wore off and I actually watched a few innings of the game.