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After Keith threw down the Windows 7 RC challenge, I had no excuse but to try it out on my main computer as well, despite Stavos having fallen in love with it. Much like the iPhone, netbooks, and continuously variable transmissions he also favors, I was expecting the devil to consume my soul, but instead was titillated to discover a new Experience Index that went beyond 5.9. A whole new era of nerd wars will soon be upon us, with 7.9 as the new cap (for whatever reason). Fortunately I have a secret method nobody else knows about to cheat and win! As with Vista, not a single third party driver was required, leading me to believe the old days of Windows 2000 are finally behind us. The evil empire of Stavos did not achieve victory though, as I restored my trusty Vista backup shortly after the test drive.