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After years of applying unsuccessfully to NASA via USA Jobs , I finally got an over-the-phone interview last week. Nervous and scared, I decided to keep the interview quiet since I quite honestly didn't believe I had a chance in hell. Well today at 8:32am I received a call informing me that I am now a web developer for the Office of Procurement as they convert from ASP to ASP.net. Needless to say I immediately soiled myself multiple times as the project manager gave me timelines and how to arrange for relocation reimbursement. That's right, not only do I get to work for NASA along with my very own @nasa.gov email address, they're actually PAYING ME TO DO IT! I've got 3 weeks to get everything in order before I finally escape Michigan and start my new job in Florida, so I plan to burn all 3 houses Lisa and I own and move in with Joseph. I'll definitely miss all my friends, and will be sure to have a guest room available for anyone who needs to escape the torture of Michigan temporarily. Now if you'll excuse me I need to run through my neighborhood screaming with joy!