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My bicycle helmet wound up next to Dan on our way to Best Buy today, which gave him an idea for a dare. Once the dare was given, I was clear to engage in shenanigans with him and Tigerbomb at the expense of Best Buy employees and customers. Tigerbomb noticed the soulless employees had no reaction to the spectacle, or perhaps I just wasn't all that strange to them, but the customers made every effort to avoid eye contact at all times. At checkout I stood uncomfortably close to Tiger which silenced the cashier who had no idea that I knew him. I could almost hear the cashier panicking about what the guy in the bicycle helmet was going to do next.