Jan LAN Dual Core Part 1

01-12-2008 Jan LAN Dual Core Part 1

Part 1 of the Jan LAN Dual Core was attended by the Flatlanders and Cheffords, both having been absent for over a year. The *new* regulars consisted of Stavos, Excelcier, Tom and Dan, with a brief visit by the Morlock who was too lazy to bring his computer. Stavos made up for his lack of Portal cake with ample portal decorations while my portal cake went over well and fooled everyone. Excessive monitor loaning forced me to play on my 110" projector which worked well after the initial motion sickness passed. Games started with Unreal Tournament 3, followed by Crysis, then Farcry, then Call of Duty 4 with a round of Starcraft for the late-nighters. Memorable moments included Dans mid-game upgrade to my spare GeForce 6200, Toms revenge hunting of Cheffords, the flatlanders COD4 teamup and projector shenanigans, Cheffords cool T-Shirt, Excelciers excessive belching, and my intoxication and subsequent obnoxious banter. Part 2 looks to be double the attendees and therefore double the fun. Enjoy the timelapse from the GnomeCam.

User Comments for 01-12-2008:

Bring your own monitor fools, you hurt Brad, which hurts me which will hurt you!
Stavos

Hey it won't be a lan party without my musical belching. Glad I could make the memorable moments list!!! WOO HOO! And thanks for the "XMAS IS RIBS" shirt Brad.. you're my hero. lol
Excelcier

Which of you little girls will be attending brad's Jan LAN 2 so that I may destroy you fully and not just by using Brad's PC?
MorlockPrime

I'll be there and so will my wife. She's ready to kick your ass again in F.e.a.r. I'm ready to kick your ass in Unreal3, and Crysis and i'm also prepard to get my ass kicked in COD4
Stavos

If I recall correctly the last time I played Fear against your wife, I dominated her and then kicked her from the server because she sucked too bad. As far as Crysis goes, I was flattening you. If I'm not to tired from kicking your ass at everything else, I'll comply with your reqeuest to get your ass kicked at COD4.
MorlockPrime

As I remember correctly she kept killing you, that's why you booted her from the server. She was the top killer during that game, I remember this because we were laughing how we all got beat by a girl! And as far as Crysis you were playing my computer when I was gone. So how did you beat me?
Stavos

Nerds on battle talk! HAHAHA
Excelcier

Until I sat down at Lloyds PC and trounced you like a n00b. Excelcier, I'm so happy you recovered and are able to talk instead of just belching everywhere. You're manners are just as Canadian as I would expect.
MorlockPrime

We shall settle this like true geeks and play a 1 on 1 game of Crysis. Winner takes home the title of "Nerd of 2008"!
Stavos

I suggest we find some way of wiring electrodes from our PCs up to our balls so that the loser is unable to reproduce (as losers should not be allowed to spread their seed). That or we play to the death.
MorlockPrime

Fine by me, you'll just fat finger the keys with your monkey hairy like hands, you damn filthy morlock!
Stavos

Now you're just being mean, I can't help that my parents were cave dwelling cannibal machinests. At least they weren't Canadian too!
MorlockPrime

This is true A Morlock has never been called a "hat" or been made fun of for its appreciation of bacon, or its lack or size of an army. You should run for President of Canada! oh wait....
Stavos

If I were to run for office in Canada, that would make me a defacto Canadian, and I would have to end my now pathetic canadian existance. Also I can not abide by worshipping a 300 year old queen, no matter how well she can wave to a camera.
MorlockPrime

Not to mention idling a leaf! Atleast we have a badass eagle! However Canada did one thing, and that's bring me and the Morlock closer...
Stavos

And that's what its all about, our friendship and mutual disgust / hatred / laughing at the Canadians. I salute you America's Hat (but only in so much as I would salute any hat I would wear, which is never, so go screw yourself Canada).
MorlockPrime

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AtomicInternet

Wow... just wow... American ignorance at it's finest!! Lol... I bare witness to the abuse. hahaha.. Glad it's not aimed at me. :-)
Excelcier

Oh but it is aimed at you :)
Stavos

Canadians are the worst! They don't even realize when you're making fun of them. It's just awful! Why don't you go prey to your Maple Leaf while you rewatch "The Year In Queenly Waves" on you're Canadian TV.
MorlockPrime

Well when I find a Canadian, I'll send em your way for feeding... until then, us American's should be nicer to the Canucks
Excelcier

Don't be such a poser. The day you decided to move there, you became one of them. If you ever move back we'll consider reassimilating you back into proper socieity. Until then, eat your Tim Bits ya damn Canuck!
MorlockPrime

Kiss my what??
Excelcier

I love Rons selective citizenship. He jumps to the best side that looks good in a particular subject. Brilliant.
Stavos

I'm going to give the Queen a call and see if she can deport him to France.
MorlockPrime

Is this the Queen that has the gifted hand waving technique? If so I will wave back as best as I can without insulting her with my none English untrained hand.
Stavos

Well she is one hell of a waver. I think the only reason she waves at the Canadians is the hope that they'll think shes mute and can only wave so they won't come up to talk to her. She hates conversing with a damn dirty Canadian. And who doesn't?
MorlockPrime

Does England really care about Canada? Honestly I think the Queen has visited the U.S. more than the famous hat. But then again I’m a egocentric American and know nothing beyond our borders, and or care....
Stavos

All I know is that there are people out there beyond our borders and they're all stupid, weak, communism loving, Tim Hortons eating retards. And the canadian ones are far too close for comfort. I suggest we put a great minefield at the border. Also, we should fill the bridge and tunnel up with canadians and then blow them up. Conversly, we could use the Canadians as a cheap mulch for our farms.
MorlockPrime

Damn dude that's kind of psycho/dark. And wouldn't the Canadian mulch smell like bacon?? Not that it's a bad smell :)
Stavos

Hey I was just bouncing a few ideas i've been having off everyone else. I'm not saying I've mulched up Canadians before (they do smell like bacon when they're mulched by the way) or that I ever would (I would). I'm just saying its an idea. Sort of like England sending all of their criminals to Australia. Hmm that would be a good use for Canada. "Hey welcome to canada aye. what are you here for aye?" "well i like killing people and turning them into suitcases." "well thats swell aye, would ya like some tim bits aye?"
MorlockPrime

OK, If I read that right, Risner wants to bang the queen.. oh my god dude!! You're fucking desperate! There's plenty of American's near you into gross filth that would be willing to actually sleep with you, no need to stoop lower than the American women near you. :-)
Excelcier

Yes, we all know you're mother would have sex with anything ya damn dirty canuck!
MorlockPrime

Seems like you both are avoiding each other’s questions. Obviously there's some heavy sexual tension here. Someone needs to make the first move to break the ice!
Stavos

Stavos you must be confused. I don't drive a cougay.
MorlockPrime

No it's worse. Time magazine’s number one Gay car... The Jetta, followed by the Sunfire, and VW Bug.
Stavos

When the hell is the next lan party!
MorlockPrime

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