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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-19-2006 Return Of The Gnome View Webcam for 11-19-2006 4 COMMENTS
Having been kidnapped by the flatlanders more than a month ago, Butt the Gnome was finally returned to his rightful porch today. A visit to Ohio for Jaird's birthday party gave Lisa and I the opportunity we needed to infiltrate the flatlander enclave and retrieve the gnome. We escaped without any major injuries but my RC Car sustained significant frontal damage and Lisa was hit with a temporary neural disabling device. Happy to be free again, Butt is content to sit on my freezing porch once more.
User Comments for 11-19-2006:
Just as the secret service went from count fit fraud to protecting the President, it is now my responsibility to protect all Gnomes from being kidnapped as well as protecting Lisa and brad from their family members.
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