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I just got a brand new 42" Plasma HDTV with an HDMI Upconverting DVD/DiVX Player and CableCARD on the way. Once my collection is complete, I'll be viewing completely digital content in the highest quality available until the HDDVD/BlueRay battles resolve themselves. How can I continue to afford such lavish luxuries you ask? Remember all that math we learned that we thought would never be useful? Turns out, it is. Thanks to the transitive property I get to enjoy these new consumer items absolutely free. No, this isn't the intro to a pyramid scheme, it's the simple fact that MorlockPrime lives in my basement, and since I own my basement, I also own what he owns. Thus, I enjoy high definition episodes of "Gilmore Girls" absolutely free in my basement. All you armchair lawyer haters can rant all day about property rights while I enjoy my 1080 lines of resolution comfortable in the fact that mathematics are infallible.