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More and more new hires at the place I work are sporting a "faux-hawk," a term given to me by a co-worker. He explained it to me after my look of confusion but instead of explaining it here I'll just link to a definition. I thought it was a joke at first but after a google search I learned it passes as a legitimate name for a hairsyle. Ever since bell-bottoms (faux bottoms?) exploded on my college campus without warning in the late 90's I've felt out of touch with trends, so I'm sure this style has been around for awhile and I'm only now catching a whiff of it. Unfortunately I can't strive to keep up with this trend (thus falling from the elite social status I once held) due to my lack of hair down the center of my scalp. All I can do is hope for the reverse fauxhawk© to catch on soon. Yeah, that's a © you see which means I have marketing rights to this one so BACKOFF
User Comments for 01-05-2006:
 | Ya know, if ya think about it, that's what my hair would be considered. :P I normally have the sides shaved pretty low (a 1 or a 2 blade), and then the top is left long enuff to slick back, but since its feathered I can wear it w/o any gel/etc. (yeah, yeah, I think a lot about my hair, hehe...)
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 | Nothing can out perform the Mullet, it's the king of hairdoos Stavos |
 | The guy who sits next to me has one "faux hawk" enorym |
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