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Tonight at 10:30 while playing "Trivial Pursuit 90's Edition" with the Josephs I got a call from Denay who was apprehensive after visiting my Beta house to pickup some of her remaining things. She told me about a large hole in my front bay window and that she had quickly vacated the premesis after seeing it. With TJ Hooker and wife in supporting roles, Missy and I went to investigate and found the exit wound of the rock that actually bounced off the wall after breaking through a double-paned window and ripping through the solid blinds. Impressed with the required velocity I was convinced only a vehicle going 60mph down the road could have launched it into my window, however unlikely. After a 45 minute wait for Redfords finest the officer said he had 16 such cases in the last 2 weeks and that the rocks frequently did damage to the opposing wall. Apparently some bored kids were to blame. We promptly beat the crap out of the first curb squirrel we found and called it a night.