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Every year my fellow Cougar owners head to Ipperwash, Ontario for camping and some beach time. Drinking features heavily at this event, and this year I decided to mix soy milk and vodka for a drink that had the unexpected effect of prolonging my intoxication through the morning despite the fact consumption stopped at 10:00pm. If you're ever short on cash, this may be an experiment to try. After a night of annoying everyone over 40 at the campground, we headed to the beach and proceeded to park our cars next to and in the lake. It's one of the few beaches you can drive on which of course also means do doughnuts on. Having upset campers and beach goers equally we decided to wrap up the event and head home.