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Contrary to what the weather station may be reporting lately, my house has not been surrounded by a wind-proof bubble. Nor do I have magic fairy gnomes spinning the wind direction sensor, both of which would have to occur to generate the readings it's been reporting. In fact, the recent rain followed by the freeze immobilized the wind speed sensor which apparently isn't as well protected against rain as the wind direction sensor. I know these reading put many of you in a panic so I thought I would clarify the situation. If anybody has good aim launch a snowball at the thing next time you're near my house. Maybe that will free it up and we can once again resume our normal lives.