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Today was the big move from my old house to my new one, henceforth referred to "Beta" and "Alpha" respectively. The entire Laura clan (Frank, Frank, Carolyn, Laura, Sam, and of course Missy) moved all my appliances and couches. I am also fortunate to have awesome friends, specifically Ron, Duane, Steve, Keith and Lindsay, Zack, Jaged and Lomar and Mrs. Lomar who also helped out. All this while my dad painted Alpha. I'm thorougly spoiled rotten. Alpha is by far larger than Beta, but I have so much crap I've almost filled it and I only have 85% of my stuff moved. I'm theorizing Beta has a molecular densifier that shrunk each item as it came in the door, returning to full size once it exited the house. My to do list is gigantic but fortunately winter is coming and I'm flat broke so my free time has nowhere else to go. I had a great time moving and I hope all aforementioned members of the moving parted enjoyed themselves as well. It was so much fun I think now I'll move back to Beta just for kicks!