I'm (not) lovin it!

04-07-2004 I'm (not) lovin it!

About a month ago I started singing the latest idiotic (and blatently targeted) McDonalds slogan over and over in my head. It was on it's way to being etched into my subconsciousness when I found myself singing it only while debugging code. The self defense mechanism of my mind had turned the evil jingle into a sarcastic commentary. Now I consciously chant it when something goes wrong and everyone gets the joke. While the Quizno's commercials stuck with the public because they were flat out funny, the McDonald commercials stick in your head because you're left struggling to find a point. Extremes are definitely the most effective marketing tool.

User Comments for 04-07-2004:

Speaking of annoying songs... I'm sick fo those badgers!
tim

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Fuckin' a. Anyways, now that my Absolut-inspired ass has managed to navigate the difficulty of your comment-adding utilities, I have this to say: FUCK Quiznos. As a resident of Ann Arbor, I can say with 100% certainty that Quiznos has completely ripped off JIMMY JOHN'S advertising campaign, mainly targeted at stoned college-aged youths. And it's not working out here. In fact, as a member of the Ann Arbor community, I am nowhere near reluctant to declare that QUIZNOS SUCKS. Who the fuck wants to pay another $3 just for the poor sap behind the counter to put your damn sandwich onto a slowly moving toaster device. Pointless. I would rather have my nuttsack properly emptyed by a Bangledeshi immigrant. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact, if anyone wants to alleviate the pressure in my scrotum, please e-mail me, BOBAWITZ@HOTMAIL.COM
s. p. s. j. n. LaPointe

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