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Every year my work has a holiday party with free food and drinks. Consequently, I've chosen this party as my annual excuse to drink close to the point of passing out. This year was no exception. The party had a jungle theme, so there were people dressed up as monkeys climbing around on scaffolding. After a few drinks it was fun to pull their tail and act like an idiot with them. They also had snakes, turtles, and a tiger. It was a great party. We stayed the night at the hotel, and as is the obligation of all Redford residents, stole all the complimentary toiletries.