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I received two letters in the mail today, one was my rebate check from American Express for $536 and the other was from the secretary of state telling me how bad a person I am. They also demand I pay $50 of my rebate to them for being a bad person. My last ticket involved a printout of my snapshot history proving I had in fact not been speeding, but the judge waved her hand and said "you have a record!" which means I'm guilty even when proven innocent. I'm most certainly not paying the $50 fee they ask for, hopefully I get a warrant out for my arrest.