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It's more dangerous than we all thought
Almost a week ago I had blood taken for analysis (The THRAX, SARS, Monkey Pox, etc). Since then I've had a slowly expanding bruise on the inside of my right elbow. It doesn't hurt like a bruise, so I imagine my vein is just dumping blood into my skin until it's satisfied. Additionally, the water main at my work broke the night before and we were told not to drink the water. Unfortunately I got the email AFTER I finished a glass of it. So now my bruise might turn into an extra appendage which could be useful, or another head which could be annoying. At any rate, Heroin is more dangerous than we all thought.