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Today was a meeting of the Cougars; the cancelled model and make of automobile, not the 40+ female sex addicts. The event was planned and executed by my lovely wife Lisa, who provided a bounty of consumables for all to enjoy. A game of croquet quickly degraded into a game of "keep the guy in first from winning" and concluded only after 4 of the 8 players dropped out from boredom allowing the final shot to be scored. The rain then forced the party into the basement, successfully eliminating 10% of my unwanted liquor stash while enjoying Zombieland and The Italian Job. A 4 player game of Blur ended the evening, and occupied a good portion of the morning before reducing the number of obsolete vehicles parked in my backyard back to one.