Imax Chainsaw Earth Hour

03-27-2010 Imax Chainsaw Earth Hour

A viewing of the new Hubble Imax film with Lisa, the Senator and Ron was followed by a trip to Microcenter for some nerd consumption. Chief among them a 16GB USB drive that Xbox told me to buy. A fill up at the exotic Steak & Shake fueled my rage against the tree that drops crap on my driveway and motivated my Neighbor and I to speak redneck and chainsaw it down. To compensate for the murder of an innocent tree, the Kelleys arrived to observe 15 minutes of earth hour before Lisa complained her heating pad didn't work without electricity, ending the observance. A viewing of The Fourth Kind reminded us Aliens will kill us all in the end, absolving any guilt that accrued.

User Comments for 03-27-2010:

And with 15mins of research we discovered Nome Alsaka isn't an awesome alien/owl hangout like the movie depicts. However the Hubble Imax was worth every penny.
Stavos

How would you feel about chainsawing a neighbor?
MorlockPrime

Yes, the USB Xbox stick consumed me as well.
Excelcier

Wow.. just watched the 4th kind... freaky! hahaha. loved it
Excelcier

Is the chainsaw gas or battery powered. Can't see the pull start and don't see a cord coming from it.
R1OT

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