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Coming home tonight at the last bend before my street I was greeted by a wall of yellow caution tape and a county worker truck. It took a good 5 seconds for me to process that the road was physically blocked and I was not able to go through. I pulled to the side and started talking to the county worker who was waiting for a tree removal truck. He said the tree fell from wind or some forest fairy and he was getting a laugh from people like me who had a moment of disbelief before turning around. To best him, I took a
few photos, punched him in the face, and left.
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no regions; there are no Arabs. There is no third world; there is no west. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast interwoven, interactive multivariant multinational dominion of dollars, petrodollars, electrodollars Reich marks, rands, roubles, pounds and shekels. It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today. It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things. You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone! You howl about America. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, ITT, AT &T, and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies. The world is a college of corporations inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live to see that perfect world in which there is no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company for which all men will work to serve a common purpose and in which all men will own a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxiety tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you to preach this evangel.
This server now has the
MS.NET 2.0 Beta 2 Framework installed. If you have an account on this server you no longer have any reason not to download the
Visual Studio Express Beta and start developing. If you do not have an account now is the perfect time to take advantage of my
connection vulnerability or any unknown vulnerability that exists in the beta framework and create one (or just format c:). Whatever you decide I'll credit the new framework and hopefully get a few apps of my own for you to hammer away at.
I spent all day today at a Visual Studio 2005
developer conference. I did not win the Xbox or portable media center as hoped, but I did get some free stuff and learned alot about the new features in VS2005. I'll
again point to the free
Visual Studio 2005 Express Beta and suggest you take a look. They even have a version for Linux and OS X now. At the conference, I met someone who is programming an interface in C# for aircraft sensors. Things like fuel gauges and airspeed sensors would reside on a common bus and report to a single computer. This would reduce the overall cost of repairing and operating aircraft. The project is funded by NASA so I immediately attached myself to this person until security removed me and the restraining order was issued. Free stuff and free food, along with lots of geek talk got me all fired up about the 2.0 framework. I'm consequently installing the framework after this post so if your computer burst into flames unexpectedly it's most likely a short. However, that short may be caused by your visit to this .net 2.0 enabled server. Something to keep in mind while you're downloading
Visual Studio 2005 Express Beta.
My quasi-annual trip to
Niagara Falls was this weekend which involves
sightseeing the first day and a
Cougar meet the second. This year Missy,
Ron, Jen,
Pierre and Dale made up the tour group. Unfortunately the whole weekend was in the 90's for both temperature and humidity. Nevertheless we went
behind the falls and visited the mini-vegas of
Clifton Hill. Later, we stopped at the park before the falls and took
photos of the
abandoned scow stuck in place since 1918. The highlight of the trip was definately my
spare tire burnout performed for the sake of entertainment. Hooray!
Today at
3:25pm the
GnomeCam captured what looks like hail falling in my yard. Shortly afterwards, the server went down. I came home to find my
WGU624 Router with only the power and wireless link lights on (no LAN/WAN). I cycled the power and wound up with the exact same problem. Next I cycled the power on every computer component and noticed the router, cable modem and weather station were all extremely hot. I discovered the WAN port on the cable modem, LAN ports on the router and server, and the COM port on the weather station were all dead. The only thing I can think of that would cause this is a power surge of some type either from the
SmartUPS backup or through the
weather station anemometer (mounted on my roof). The UPS passed all diagnostics so my working theory is a static buildup above my roof discharged through my anemometer. From there it travelled to the weather station, through the COM port on my server, and out the LAN port to kill the router and cable modem. There is no evidence it was strong enough to melt or short circuit anything so evidently none of these ports take kindly to even a moderate power spike. Ironically there is an RJ45 power suppressor on the power strip I use for the server. The incoming weather station cable is an RJ45 jack so if I had run the incoming cable through this suppressor none of this would have happened. I thought a 75 minute UPS backup made my server impenetrable to power surges and didn't realize I have a lightning rod connected to the COM port on my server. Fortunatley the cable modem has a USB connection as well as the Ethernet port so the server is currently serving this page via USB. Consequently there is a direct connection between the cable modem and my server so take note hackers (
Steve), now is the time to make your strike
My
Nikon Coolpix 2100 camera is nearing the end of it's life since I've busted off the power switch and have to trick it to turn on. The camera has served me well, and I love the features in Nikon's line of sub $1,000 cameras, so naturally I'm leaning toward another Nikon. I've narrowed down my selection to the
Coolpix 4200 or the
Coolpix 4800. The 4200 is $150 and the 4800 is $275. The extra $75 buys me an 8.3x optical zoom compared to the 3x zoom on the 4200. Both have 4x digital zoom which I don't even count as useful. My question is: would you pay an extra $75 for an extra 5.3x of zoom?
Folding under high temperature and popular demand, I decided to go shirtless for my latest landscaping project. You can see me in my shirtless glory from 12:15pm - 4:00pm on todays
GnomeCam. I asked Missy to go shirtless as well to which she replied "This isn't Canada you know." Fortunately she did put on a bikini top which distracted my neighbors enough to not call the police on my tasteless display of flabby whiteness. I moved 2 cubic yards of dirt and replaced it with just under a cubic yard of rock. Once the shirtless urge strikes me again, I plan to get the second cubic yard of rock and claim victory.
Thanks to the astute observation of
Joseph, I learned my Gnome on the
GnomeCam was missing. I immediately had flashbacks to when Myrone the gnome was
stolen and feared the same for Butt. Before I was able to alert the Gnome Response Squad Missy pointed out he was not missing but in fact had fallen into the bushes below. No doubt a result of his heavy drinking the night before. As soon as he finds his coffee I'm sure he'll be back on top.
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Coming home tonight at the last bend before my street I was greeted by a wall of yellow caution tape and a county worker truck. It took a good 5 seconds for me to process that the road was physically blocked and I was not able to go through. I pulled to the side and started talking to the county worker who was waiting for a tree removal truck. He said the tree fell from wind or some forest fairy and he was getting a laugh from people like me who had a moment of disbelief before turning around. To best him, I took a few photos, punched him in the face, and left.
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