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My recent gift of Transformers Monopoly had me itching to play, and with Keith in need of treadmill transportation I decided it was the perfect opportunity to trap him and Schwartz into playing a game. The Transformers theming was cheesy at best, and Hasbro didn't even invest in a new mold for houses/hotels, so we were left calling purple houses energon cubes and red hotels anti-matter. Despite the lack of appropriately themed development pieces (the fault of which lies entirely with Stavos, the original purchaser), we managed a full 3 hour game. The end of which declared me the superior Jew by $200 after counting up assets. Yes I counted up assets, winning is that important.