Enorym: you and your damn interweb
AtomicInternet: HAHA!
Enorym: keep kicking me off
AtomicInternet: My interweb spear of forgetfulness made your processor forget what it was doing!
Enorym: my processor keeps saying alert alert there is no more interweb
AtomicInternet: HA!
AtomicInternet: it worked!
AtomicInternet: You need to press more keys on your processor when the spear of forgetfulness hits
Enorym: SHIT FUCK this interweb is going down!
AtomicInternet: then your processor will be too busy to forget it's on the interweb!
Enorym: but my procssor is a dell
Enorym: and there are power buttons on it
AtomicInternet: What? Power buttons on a processor? I've never heard of it
Enorym: yes there are procssor powerbuttons on my dell
Enorym: sometimes I forget to shut down after work and I just unplug it from the wall
AtomicInternet: You plug in your processor!!!
AtomicInternet: Are you mad?
Enorym: yes you have too!
AtomicInternet: you'll blow your buttons off!
AtomicInternet: not me, I just give it orange juice once in awhile
AtomicInternet: then when it turns on it says "refreshing"
Enorym: thats what the support technicion tells me to do every time I call him when the processor wont connect to the interweb
AtomicInternet: and then it says "who do you want to launch a spear at?"
Enorym: HAHAHHA!
AtomicInternet: Give me his interweb location
AtomicInternet: I'll spear him immediately
AtomicInternet: I'll use my new spear of angryness
Enorym: stavosws6 is that tech!
AtomicInternet: he'll kill everyone there!
AtomicInternet: and my interweb will be better than ever
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: SPEAR SENT!
Enorym: hahha
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: INTERWEB CLEANED
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: NEXT SPEAR READY - SELECT TYPE
AtomicInternet: I get new spears everytime I go to Meijer
AtomicInternet: I have to replace a key with a spear everytime though, so I can only have so many or else I can't type to my processor
AtomicInternet: I'm teaching it to spear on it's own
AtomicInternet: so I can type PROCESSOR: CLEAN INTERWEB and it will do everything
AtomicInternet: it keeps spearing itself though, and forgets it's running the interweb.
Enorym signed off at 2:57:40 PM.
Enorym signed on at 2:57:43 PM.
AtomicInternet: So sometimes when you get kicked off it's not your processor, but mine forgetting it's running it.
Enorym: Like just now?
AtomicInternet: no, I wasn't running it.
Enorym: or did you send me a spear?
AtomicInternet: Somebody must've stole the one I threw at you before
AtomicInternet: and threw it back at you
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: WHERE IS MY SPEAR?
Enorym: I think it was that nasty tech!
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: CANNOT LOCATE WITHOUT MORE ORANGE JUICE
AtomicInternet: Yeah, probably
AtomicInternet: hang on I'll spear him again with a smart spear
Enorym: yes!

AtomicInternet: then when he throws it at you your processor will get smart and can spear him with teh forgetfulness one
Enorym: hahahha!
Enorym: great idea
Enorym: DO IT DO IT DO IT!
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: SEND SMART SPEAR TO STAVOS@INTERWEB
AtomicInternet: PROCESSOR: SENDING
Enorym: enorym: YOUR GONNA GET SPEARED!
StavosWS6: :-\
Enorym: EXCELENT!
AtomicInternet: now he should get kicked off
AtomicInternet: after he spears yours with the smart spear
Enorym: ok
AtomicInternet: and yours spears him back with the forgetfullness spear